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A fresh look at Will Smith’s classic - “Miami”. Covered by Chris Brooke it takes a completely new direction and is more ‘beach chill’ than ‘in the club’.
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Yes Ma’am…
I heard on the radio the other day that the word ma’am is outdated. I don’t know when this word came into my vocabulary. I do say it unconsciously. Same with sir. Thinking about it I think it was my second grade teacher. The people on the radio said they don’t like being called sir or ma’am. If you don’t want to be called sir or ma’am what would you want to be called?
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Obviously PETA has nothing to do. The Tanooki suit first appeared in 1988. Now in 2011 PETA wants to say something about it? Come on PETA find something else to talk about.
Killer Bee
Student 1: AHHHH KILLER BEE!!!
The five students that were there playing box ball ran.
Student 2: [smashes the wasp with his shoe] Don’t worry guys I killed the Killer Bee.
They continue playing box ball.
Student 3: THE KILLER BEE IS ALIVE!
The students ran away and moved to a different box ball court.
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Big Kid
A kid has a quality that makes them say anything that is on their mind out loud.
For example: At my job when I wore shorts one day and almost every kid came up to
me and said “Ms. Monica what are you wearing?!”
As you grow up kids usually lose this out loud thinking and learns to keep their comments inside. But if you meet someone that is 19 years old and still has that quality, then that is a huge problem.
On Saturdays I volunteer at the church. There is this girl that is so sarcastic she crosses the sarcastic line and becomes super rude.
I woke up saturday morning and a pimple was on my nose. Not caring about what anybody thought I went to church not covering up my new pimple. I got to church and saw the rude girl. She woke up with a pimple on her cheek hers was much bigger. She chose to cover it up with make-up. I didn’t say anything about her pimple because everybody wakes up with random pimples. Then she saw my pimple on my nose. Rude girl goes to me “Oh nice [and pointed at her nose]” and I responded “Yeah I know right?! I’m getting ready for Christmas.” Then I pointed to my cheek the same place where her pimple was “oh nice thing.” And our conversation ended.
I hate mean people. I can take people being mean to me. But when someone is mean to you they are mean to other people. Which pisses me off. So I hope this girl got what she deserved. Freaking punk!
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I didn’t know the specifics with plastics. Maybe only the media info.
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The Umbrella Game (TUG)
You can play TUG rain or shine. I prefer to play TUG when droplets of water fall from the sky.
All you need to is an umbrella (any size).
Rules:
1. Avoid hitting anyone.
2. Avoid making contact with any umbrella.
3. Make sure no rain hits you.
4. Avoid having your umbrella turn inside out (the windier the more challenging).
5. Avoid stepping in any puddles.
6. Avoid running into anyone.
Serenaded
I never know what to do when Happy Birthday is sung to me. Let alone in a restaurant. So I stare at the candle and smile waiting for the song to end.
Beyond Usual [What Would You Do?]
It all started in the morning.
At the end of my usual 8 AM lecture, a girl that was sitting in front of me left to go ask the professor a question and left her water bottle. I took the water bottle and asked her if it was hers. Eyes wide open and said “Oh my God YES THANK YOU!”
I went on with my usual day not even thinking about what I did in the morning.
I was finish with my usual classes and took the usual bus to my usual job.
I got off at my usual stop.
I was about to cross the street and at the corner of my eye I saw an old guy sort of shaking and fell flat on his back. I went to him and asked him if he was okay. He did not respond. I proceeded to ask him in spanish if he was okay. He shook his head. I took out my phone and called 911. A lady answered and asked what is wrong. I told her I just got off the bus and an elderly man passed out and is on the sidewalk. The lady then asked me where I was. She asked me a bunch of question to describe the man. Then she told me that the ambulance is on their way and if I wanted I could stay with the man until the ambulance arrived. I didn’t want to leave the man so I chose to stay with him. I was a little freaked out because the guy would randomly start to move his body side to side. At one point it looked like he was going to roll into the street. There was one lady that crossed the street and was walking towards us. She avoided the situation and stayed on the street not even asking if everything was okay. Then other people would cross the street avoiding the situation. I bet if it wasn’t for me no one would call 911 for this man. Even the drivers would pass by and look at us but drive on. The ambulance finally came and told me thank you for waiting.
After that ordeal I went to the usual coffee shop to have my usual tea. I then continued to study until I had to go to my job.
I got on the line to get a refill of my usual tea.
I saw 5 dollars on the floor. I asked the girl in the front of the line if the 5 dollars was hers. She then told me it was not hers and that it must be mine. I told her it was not mine. I knew it was not mine so I put it in the tip box.
Now my question to you is this:
If you saw someone you didn’t know forget something of theirs what would you do?
If you saw someone fall on the sidewalk what would you do?
If you saw money on the floor what would you do?
Group Presentation
This group is reading right off of the slides.
Thank you for reading it out loud but I can read.
Why don’t you expand on what is written on the slides?
Can you speak a bit louder because I can’t hear you.
I despise group presentation.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
